Buy 1 Book – Get 1 Free

Congratulations, you have found these weird little book tests that seem to know things about their readers they could never possibly know.

Is it forbidden black magic, a super-secret AI algorithm or reverse-engineered alien tech?

To kick-off the launch, for a limited time, if you buy This Book Knows Your Card, I will give you This Book Knows You (star sign revelation) for FREE. Retail price is normally $50. So if my math is correct, if you buy now you will save 50 smackeroos.

And because I’m a full-time swell guy, I will also pick up your shipping in the US & UK. We also offer reasonable shipping (I hope) everywhere else. I can’t be completely sure because it is calculated automatically by the robot overlords behind the scenes.

Here is a video where I tell you everything you need to know before you buy – PLEASE WATCH MY FACE ALL THE WAY THROUGH BEFORE MAKING A DECISION TO BUY:

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Here is a list of frequently asked questions:

After you have absorbed all of this tedious, time-consuming (yet highly valuable) smut, you should be prepared to make an informed decision on whether these books are right for you. WARNING: Sometimes you don’t pick the book, it picks you.

If you have any questions before buying, please email me using the fancy bit of technology from the 90’s -<Contact Form>

COMING SOON

• The Drawing Duplication Book
• NBA/NFL/MLB Favorite Team Bundle
• I-Ching
• Psychic Personality Test
• The Lucky Book